|Outside the bedroom:||EXCUSE ME I am a classy strong woman who demands respect do not patronize me you fucks|
|Inside the bedroom:||Oh Master I'm a dirty little slut please slap me tie me up gag me and choke me i belong to you|
I can’t wait for the day that instead of “It’s late, I have to go.” you will say “It’s late, let’s go to bed.”
Shut the fuck up, MOM! it’s not even heroin, it’s cocaine. Gosh, you’re so overprotective!
I want to have cuddles with you.
And by cuddles I mean sex.
But by sex I also mean cuddles.
But I also mean pizza.